Jeppson's Malort 2025 Advent Calendar

Decorative box contains 25-50ml bottles of Jeppson's Malort.

Why count down to Christmas with joy and chocolate when you can do it with 25 mini bottles of Malört instead? This Advent Calendar is perfect for anyone who says, “The holidays aren’t stressful enough,” or for that special someone who insists Malört is actually good (we’re still checking on them).

Inside each door, you’ll find a 50ml bottle of Chicago’s finest palate punch — a daily reminder that character is built through hardship, and sometimes that hardship is citrusy, bitter, and aggressively herbal.

Whether you’re celebrating the season, punishing your friends, or just need a new holiday tradition that sparks conversation and mild concern, the Malört Advent Calendar is here to help you countdown with courage.